Wedding Jitters

The dressing room is charged with tension, the air crackling with energy. However, what we might not be able to tell at first instance; is the source of such energy.
Gathering in a corner; women arrayed in pink satin gowns surround the beautiful bride. Her name is Kike. Their hands grip each other’s in a solemn prayer of agreement and their faces exude sincerity and love as they reign blessings on the lady that is about to be wed… this daughter of Zion.
Nothing can go wrong. They pray.
Kike feels the tears rising within her as they pray…however, she can’t tell if they are tears of joy or otherwise. Suddenly she is nervous without reason. Her palms are now so sweaty from being clasped together tightly.
And like a flash, this question pops up in her mind…What if you’re about to make a mistake?
She pushes the thought away instantly, with little success. The nagging thought refuses to leave and suddenly she finds herself mulling over it…letting the thought linger long enough to worry her.
Will Tunde make her happy? What if he is a woman-beater like Nene’s husband?
No. She almost says it out loud. She’s known him for three years, courted him for two…she isn’t making a mistake. She can’t be.
“A healthy marriage…” The litanies go on.
The women are now taking turns to bless her. She decides to listen closely, hoping for some form of assurance.
“They will be blessed with beautiful children,” this comes from Tinuke; her chief bridesmaid.
“Sounds of laughter will fill their home.” This time it is Amanda; her colleague from work.
“A happy home,” Lola, the lovely make-up artist.
And as they speak, each pouring blessings from their souls; Kike feels her heart begin to calm…the fear alleviating slowly. And the questions she has in her heart getting answered.
“A marriage made in heaven.”
This time she looks up to see who just spoke. It is her sister, Morenike. Morenike who is two years younger but rarely acts it.
“The best couple ever. A union approved by God.” Morenike continues.
Kike cannot resist a smile. It sneaks up on her without her knowledge; lighting her features. Morenike is now standing beside her and without a word, she takes her sister’s hand and squeezes it…an indication that all will indeed be well- it is a singular act of affection that makes Kike blow up with love.
How can she marry the wrong man with these blessings being showered on her?

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In another room, about two doors away; a similar deed is going on…this time the men surround Tunde the groom-to-be, placing hands on him; imparting grace as he begins his journey of marriage.
Heads bowed solemnly, their lips move and their voices echo the words that proceed from their innermost being.
In exactly an hour he will be joined to his bride, and while a part of him cannot wait for that magic moment when she’ll finally be his; a part of him is afraid that he’s made the wrong decision. As the litanies go on; he finds his mind straying and worrying about what would eventually become of that day.
Questions spring into his mind from all angles. Is he ready for marriage? Is Kike the one? Will she make him happy? What would their home be like? Happy or not? Is he willing to spend the rest of his life with one woman?
He takes a peek at the men praying for him. If only they know the tumult going on his mind… His eyes are drawn to the door- the only exit out of the room.
What if he runs out of here right now? Would he be doing the right thing? Would that be fair to Kike? He wonders if she’s as nervous as he is. Is she thinking of bolting like he is?
Is she wondering if she’s about to make a mistake?
He wishes he can peek into a crystal ball that would tell him what his future with her would be like. Not so bad eh?
He wonders if this is how all men got jittery on their wedding day.

“You aren’t thinking of running, are you?”
The question takes him by surprise. He jerks back to reality…and discovers that the prayers have ended. He’d been so engrossed in his thoughts that he’d been unaware of his surroundings.
He cracks a smile, albeit nervously. “I’m sorry. I have a lot on my mind.”
“It’s okay. We understand. But don’t think of disappearing on us. Or on her.” It’s Harry his best man who is talking.
“What if this is a mistake?” He blurts. “What if I regret it?”
“Everything in life is a risk, Tunde. Love is a risk. You chose to marry this woman…there must have been something about her that helped that decision.” Harry says.
There are sounds of affirmation from the other men.
“I don’t know what I was thinking. The thought of spending the rest of my life with one woman is a bit scary.” Tunde says with a sigh.
“But then again, she isn’t just a woman…she’s the woman,” Wise man Harry again.

And just like that, a picture of her smile creeps into his mind, the sound of her strong voice overrides every negative thought and he suddenly recalls the reason why she is “the one.”
A strange and welcoming peace settles over him. He’s calm and reassured that he’s about to do the right thing.
“Thanks a lot, I feel better,” he says. “Thanks guys. You’ve been a big help.”

And at that moment someone rushes inside with news.
“It’s time Tunde! Your presence is needed in the church!” The messenger pants.
Tunde feels the fear rising again, this time in the form of shit. He suppresses it. Now is no time to balk.
Nervousness has always had the ability to turn his belly. This time though, he wouldn’t give in to it.
He has a bride waiting.
And without a doubt he knows he’s ready to say “I do.”

(c) Mimi A.

DELIVERANCE SESSION

“Every scorpion that is biting you from the pit of hell, in the name of Jesus die by fire!” The Man of God thundered.
Linus snuck a look at the man, he was sweating profusely; his faded black shirt soaked to his singlet.
  “Pray brother!Pray! The forces of darkness will not prevail!! Prayyyyyyy!”
   Linus’ knees were getting sore, he’d been kneeling for almost two hours. Why had he listened to Chris? Why had he even told Chris about his little problem? He could have solved it without this histrionics. Deliverance indeed!
   First the Man of God had told him to ‘abstain from food for at least three days before the deliverance session’
Three days ke? He’d wanted to ask.
Instead he’d nodded dutifully. And he hadn’t fasted.
    Then the man of God had insisted that the deliverance session be held in his house.
“Why?”he asked bluntly.
“The spirit of the Lord ministered it to me. Your house it must be.”
“What about my neighbors?”his thoughts flashed to Sewe,the girl he’d been toasting for six months; what would she think of him?
“The power of God is unstoppable.Where the spirit of God is, there’s liberty. Your neighbours will benefit from it too.”
  He gave in because he saw that the man wasn’t going to give up.
“So tell me whag the problem is exactly. Do not lie to the spirit of God. Remember Ananias and Sapphira,” the man of God warned.
Linus felt the blood rush to his face. He was expected to blab about his private life to the man? Why couldn’t they just pray and forget about it?
“Er…I thought you knew. Didn’t the spirit of God minister to you about it?”he asked stalling.
The Man of God blinked and fixed him with a steady stare.

   Here they were, a week later in house, actual going through with the deliverance session. He was self conscious as the man screamed and jumped calling down God’s fire on the demons inhabiting in Linus’ body.

Get it done with already! Linus screamed within him. He had to keep dodging the spittle that flew at him from the man’s mouth.
I’ll kill Chris!he thought.

“Get out now! Now! In the name of Jesuuuusssss!”
Before Linus could blink he felt a huge slap on his forehead and next thing he knew, he was lying flat on the floor.
“Yes! Victory!” The man of God jumped in triumph.

A splitting headache suddenly developed in Linus head and he felt the rage boil within him as he struggled to his feet.
“Die! Die!”the man of God released another set of spittle on his face and pushed him back to the ground, “Let him go! Loose him and let him go! Now!”

Now Linus was really angry. His blood boiled with rage. No one, no one ever took advantage of him.
As he rose to his feet, he saw the Man of God’s hand reaching out to him again and this time he dodged and plunged headlong into the man’s stomach.
While Linus was a heavily built six feet two, the man of God was a shrivelling five feet six. It wasn’t difficult to tackle him to the floor and start pummeling.

“You’re mad! Nonsense! I will kill you today! Useless pastor!”
“E joo, please!”
“Let your spirit of God help you now! Fake pastor!” Linus panted in between blows.
“Chei! I want to piss oo! Ah…it is not spirit of God oo! Abeg!”

The neighbors gathered and from the corner of his eye, Linus saw Sewe staring at him with a smirk on her face.